segunda-feira, agosto 22, 2005

PORTUGAL NO SEU MELHOR

O idiota já não é uma ave migratória. Veio para ficar.

60 idiotas pousaram na embaixada alemã O bando, que foi espantado por elementos da PSP, não saiu do local sem antes cagar o chão todo.
Estará alguma coisa errada neste quadro? Deixam-me ver… um bando de latinos, morenos, de olhos castanhos a proclamar a supremacia da raça ariana, logo, a sua própria inferioridade, motivados por um meia-leca de ascendência judia?... Não. Não vejo nada de errado… Por falar em personalidade rectal, Gilberto Fenistil, líder da Federação Portuguesa de Futebol (líder, aqui é uma hipérbole) acaba de passar vaselina no rabo de Pinto da Costa ao vir a público dizer que “compreende a situação do FC Porto” que pretende forçar o jogador Nuno Valente a abandonar a Selecção do seu país.

Festas populares

G.N.R. em festa - Um Sargento da GNR promoveu “festa” para familiares e amigos a bordo duma lancha de intervenção rápida da Brigada Fiscal. Foi estúpido! Já deveria saber que apenas as altas patentes militares têm autorização para tal!

Mega Churrasco

A Top Cat Cruises está a promover mega-churrascos nos seus barcos. Apesar das boas intenções, os passageiros lançam-se à água antes dos bifes ficarem grelhados. Um Marinheiro/assador de peixe garante tudo não passar de uma grande confusão. O pânico começou quando uma sardinha saltou da grelha e enfiou-se nos calções do Capitão/Pasteleiro.


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