quinta-feira, novembro 03, 2005

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT ?

(Em Português: Quem te lixou, Jorge enrabi-te)
Passou hoje por toda a comunicação social a noticia de que a Policia Judiciária teria feito uma visita à casa de Jorge Coelho, conhecido nos meandros do P.S. como “O homem do aparelho” embora, neste caso, os seus problemas de estomatologia não nos digam respeito. Inicialmente não percebi o teor na informação veiculada, se os Agentes teriam ido buscar um jogo de Xadrez ao Coelho ou se tinham ido buscar o Coelho ao Xadrez.
O Socialista, entretanto, já declarou que, tal como eu, é um “cidadão impoluto e incorruptível” e que os Agentes terão ido a sua casa para jogar uma partida de Xadrez, situação perfeitamente normal (como diria Artur Jorge). Neste caso, tenho que dar a mão à palmatória uma vez que me encontro na mesma situação; Ligam-me todos os dias da P.J. a perguntar se podem vir a casa jogar uma Xadrezada, uma Cartada ou uma Suecada. Até à data, tenho-me esquivado embora, pessoalmente, uma Suecada visse a calhar. O problema é que nesta altura do ano elas já foram para casa.
Fonte segura garantiu-me, entretanto, que todos os portugueses que possuírem um jogo de Xadrez em casa serão alvo da visita da Policia Judiciária nos próximos dias.

24 Comments:

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Blogger Pecaaas said...

O Coelhone defendeu-se bem!! Provávelmente o A.Santo também terá oferecio algum xadrez a alguém importante da nossa região!
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Blogger papagaio said...

""O Socialista, entretanto, já declarou que, tal como eu,...""
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11:43 da tarde  
Blogger Kamikaze said...

Ó Frank, meu,

Andamos em sintonia, pá. Postei sobre o mesmo assunto, só que, à última da hora, resolvi substituir um texto um tanto ou quanto ácido que tinha escrito para o post, por uma ironia subtil e por uma imagem... uma imagem... Bom, é melhor ires lá espreitar.

Um abraço!

11:50 da tarde  
Blogger MRF said...

coelhos... dentro da cartola do PS, PSD, CDS..., só coelhos!

P.S.: gostas dos anonymous ingleses? :)

5:40 da manhã  
Anonymous Ed said...

Pérem lá...
Tenho práli um xadrez. Tou em risco? Mas olhem que já lhe falta um cavalo preto e dois peões brancos. Será crime, ou sou eu que já não tou impoluto?

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Blogger Talk Talk said...

Estou safo !!! Lá em casa só tenho damas e dominó.
Um abraço e bom fim-de-semana.

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Blogger musqueteira said...

Viva Francis,
Com a breca!... O misterioso jogo de Xadez... deve ter qualquer coisa dentro das suas peças!... Talvez dentro do Cavalo... ou quem sabe... talvez um "Chip"... dentro do Bispo?...Onde andará o dito jogo...é o próximo quebra-cabeças digno para as mãos de TINTIM;)

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Blogger naoseiquenome usar said...

Ele é a PJ que se faz anunciar, ele são os coelhos incorruptíveis, ele é uma desgraça de justiça...
Eles à procura do tabuleiro e o homem a fazer xeque-mate...

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MRF, os ingleses fornecem-me informação crucial..."instant road repair"... de que outra forma poderia chegar a este nível informativo?

ED, se te faltam 3 peças, terás de explicar muito bem para onde e com quem foram.

1 abraço, malta. Bom fds!!!

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Blogger mfc said...

Tanto alarido por um joguinho de xadrez???
Ora saia uma imperial, senão passo-me já!

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